We don't have a privacy policy. Or do we? Let's just say we have a "we're not actually reading this" policy. Our lawyers made us say that.
In all seriousness, we're a humor site, and we're not actually collecting any data on you. We're not even tracking our own clicks or page views. We're basically a digital ghost town, but with more memes.
If you do happen to send us an email, it'll just get lost in the void of our inboxes. Don't bother trying to contact us, we're not home. Unless you're a lawyer, in which case, we're not actually a humor site, and you can just go ahead and sue us.
But let's be real, you're probably not a lawyer, so you can just go back to your regularly scheduled internet-ing.
Thanks for visiting, I guess.
Terms of Service: Because We're Not Actually Servicing Terms Either
FAQs: Frequently Asked Questions We're Too Lazy to Answer
Cookies Policy: Because We're Not Actually Baking Cookies Either