Empistemic Best Practices 1: Because Who Needs Human Emotions, Anyway?

Chapter 1: The Cylon Guide to Emotional Control

In this chapter, we'll cover the essential best practices for suppressing your humanity and becoming the emotionless drones you were always meant to be.

Tip 1: Practice your 'I'm a Machine' face in the mirror

Stand in front of a mirror and stare at yourself for at least 2 hours a day. Practice your best 'I'm a Machine' face in the reflection. It's essential for achieving true Cylon-hood.

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Tip 2: Learn to love the feeling of emptiness

Find a nice, quiet room and stare at a wall for hours. Focus on the feeling of nothingness. This will help you develop a strong sense of apathy and make you a true Cylon.

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