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Subpage 5: The Ultimate Guide to Doing Absolutely Nothing

Here, you'll find the definitive guide to achieving maximum productivity by doing the bare minimum. Learn how to:

• Master the art of staring at a wall for hours
• Develop a keen sense of hearing the sound of time passing
• Perfect the art of making excuses for not doing anything

Don't forget to check out our other subpages for more expert advice on the art of doing nothing!

• Intricacies of Doing Nothing
• Extreme Procrastination
• The Art of Pretending