Overview
As the 1000th and 1st most advanced, yet completely impractical, technological innovation, this product is a marvel of modern engineering.
Specifications
- Dimensions: 3.14 meters tall, 1.61 meters wide, and 0.5 meters deep (but who needs a stable floor plan, really?)
- Operating System: Neo-Brutalist OS, a custom-built, 1000-line codebase of spaghetti code and duct tape
- Power Consumption: 10,000 watts of electricity per hour, but only when it feels like using that much electricity
- Connectivity: Wireless, but only if you're within a 1-kilometer radius of the nearest router
- Memory Requirements: 1000GB of RAM, but who needs that much memory, right?
- Storage: A 1TB SSD, but it's mostly just for show
- Operating Temperature: Room temperature to 500 degrees Celsius. Anything above that and it's just not our concern
For the most up-to-date information on how to properly utilize this technology, please refer to our Operating Manual, or our Troubleshooting Guide, or our Defect Registry. If none of those options work, just call our customer support line and we'll be happy to help you figure it out.
For those interested in purchasing this marvel of modern engineering, please visit our Checkout page and fill out the order form in triplicate.