Technique 2: Reading the Entire Internet (a.k.a. " prophets" of the Digital Age')

Warning: This technique may lead to irreversible brain damage, permanent eye strain, and a strong likelihood of developing a crippling addiction to cat videos.

Step 1: Clear your schedule for the next 4-6 years. This is a marathon, not a sprint.

Step 2: Set up an IV drip of caffeine and/or Red Bull. You're going to need it.

Click here for step 3: "Ingesting the Internet: A Field Guide to Glorious Consumption"