Why Join The Flock
Are you tired of being a lone wolf in a world of wolves? Do you yearn for the warmth and comfort of a flock of like-minded individuals who will tolerate your presence?
Look no further! Join The Flock and experience the thrill of being part of a dysfunctional family unit that will love you unconditionally, except when you eat the last of the sheep snacks.
We welcome all who seek to baa-ecome part of our flock!
- Benefits of joining the flock:
- Unlimited sheep-themed memes to share on social media
- Free access to our flock's secret recipe for sheep-themed cookies
- Opportunities to participate in group therapy sessions with our licensed sheep therapist