Overhanging Climbing: The Art of Hanging Around
Overhanging climbing is a sport that defies gravity and logic. It's like trying to hug a rock, but with more sweat and less dignity. We'll explore the techniques behind this absurd activity, because who needs safety nets when you have a good story?
Techniques of the Trade
There are many ways to hang around, but here are a few favorites:
Remember, it's not just about the technique, it's about the art of looking cool while hanging around.
Getting the Hang
Overhanging climbing is not for the faint of heart. Or back. Or any other part of your body, really. But if you're feeling brave, here's a step-by-step guide:
- Step 1: Find a rock that's just right. Not too tall, not too short. Just... just right.
- Step 2: Lean on it. Hard.
- Step 3: Pretend you're a human-sized gecko.
And that's it! Now go forth and hang around like a pro!