The Subpage of Subpar Excellence

Welcome to the Subpage of Subpar Excellence, where technique 3 is the new black.

Technique 3 is a mystical art that requires a delicate balance of skill and luck. It is said that only the most elite of practitioners can master this ancient craft.

		// The ancient code of technique 3
		function subpar_excellence() {
			return "Subpar Excellence";
		}

Note: This code is highly experimental and may cause unintended consequences. Proceed with caution.

If you're feeling brave, try to write your own subpar code in the comments below.

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