Epically Failing

When you want to go wrong, you go epically wrong.

These techniques will ensure you reach new heights of ineptness:

• Overcompensating - Add more features than you'll ever need.
• Underestimating - Think it'll take half the time, but double the time.
• Omniscience - Pretend you know everything.
• Deflection - Blame someone else.

Remember, failure is an option. Especially when trying these techniques.