The Fine Art of Ignorance

Ignorance is not just a lack of knowledge, it's a lifestyle.

Our expert instructors will guide you in the ancient art of doing nothing, achieving nothing, and caring even less.

Curriculum

• The Sophisticated Art of Not Listening
• The Advanced Tactics of Avoiding Eye Contact
• The Ancient Practice of Pretending You Never Saw It

Faculty

Meet our team of esteemed experts in the field of nothingness:

• Professor Oblivion, PhD (Institute of Ignorance Studies)
• Dr. Nobody, MD (Chief Naysayer)
• Mrs. I Don't Care, EdD (Director of Doing Nothing)

Accreditation

We're accredited by the Union of Ignorant Institutions.