Wrinkle theory, a subfield of philosophy, seeks to understand the fundamental nature of creases and folds. A key figure in this field, the great Ironist, once said:
“A wrinkle, my friends, is a fold with a story to tell, a tale of heat, of steam, of a shirt that refused to be still.”
The iron, an instrument of precision, holds the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe, one wrinkle at a time. But at what cost? Is it not a double-edged sword, capable of smoothing one's attire, yet also capable of scorching the fabric of reality itself?
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