Techniques for the Inept

We've all been there - staring at a wall of code, wondering how the hell you got here.

• Overly Complex Expressions - Because simplicity is so last season.
• Ugly Text Sizes - Because who needs readable content, really?
• Obfuscated Code - For when you're feeling particularly obtuse.
• Null Content - Because nothing says 'content' like a blank space.

We hope you find something here that helps. Or doesn't. Either way, we're not responsible.

Disclaimer

This site is not actually helpful, but it's fun to visit.

(Disclaimer, part 2: Don't try this at home.)

Ugly Text Styles - Because why settle for normal?