3 Mind Reading Methods

Because you're tired of just being a normal person, right?

• 1. Telepathy: The Art of Not Caring About Personal Space
• 2. Psychic Surgery: Because You Can Never Really Know What's Best for You Anyway
• 3. Empathy: Just Pretend to Care, It's Easier That Way

Or, if you're feeling adventurous:

• 4. Psychic Vampirism: Sucking the Life Out of Others for Fun and Profit (But Not Really)
• 5. Ninja Training: Because Who Needs Actual Mind-Reading Skills When You Can Just Be Quiet and Hide Behind a Plant?