The Art of Staring

Staring is a lost art, much like the lost art of folding a fitted sheet or the lost art of using a payphone. It takes patience, dedication, and a keen eye for detail. But the reward? A soul as empty as the eyes of a thousand distant gazes.

Technique 1: The Stare of the Ancients

Start by finding an old person, preferably one with a thick, black-rimmed glasses and a stoic expression. Stare at them until they start talking, and then listen intently. Repeat the process until you're convinced they're secretly a Jedi master.

The Power of Procrastination

Technique 2: The Stare of the Newbie

Find a mirror, stare into it, and then try to remember your own face. Repeat until you're convinced you're a stranger in your own eyes.

The Art of Self-Reflection

Remember, staring is a muscle that must be exercised. Don't be afraid to take a few minutes to stare at this wall of code.

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