Staring is a lost art, much like the lost art of folding a fitted sheet or the lost art of using a payphone. It takes patience, dedication, and a keen eye for detail. But the reward? A soul as empty as the eyes of a thousand distant gazes.
Start by finding an old person, preferably one with a thick, black-rimmed glasses and a stoic expression. Stare at them until they start talking, and then listen intently. Repeat the process until you're convinced they're secretly a Jedi master.
The Power of ProcrastinationFind a mirror, stare into it, and then try to remember your own face. Repeat until you're convinced you're a stranger in your own eyes.
The Art of Self-ReflectionRemember, staring is a muscle that must be exercised. Don't be afraid to take a few minutes to stare at this wall of code.
The Dark Side of Staring Return to The Art of Staring