Welcome to the realm of Ludicrous Logic, where the laws of reason and sanity are but a distant memory. Here, the rules of logic are twisted and turned upside down, like a kaleidoscope in a blender.
Our esteemed expert, Professor Peculiar, has taken it upon himself to guide you through the labyrinthine corridors of this most illogical of realms.
Don't worry, it's not as complicated as it looks. Or is it?