The Bottomsworth Method: A Guide to Doing the Bare Minimum

Warning: The Bottomsworth Method is not for the faint of heart. It's a technique that requires a certain je ne sais pas... a willingness to settle for mediocrity.

Key Principles:

• Do the minimum amount of effort required.
• Don't worry about details, they're overrated.
1. Avoid using words like 'efficiency' and 'productivity', they're so 20th century.
2. Use 'meh' as a substitute for 'yes' whenever possible.

Side effects of the Bottomsworth Method:

• Unfulfilled expectations.
• Disappointed stakeholders.
• A general sense of ennui.