The Bottomsworth Method: A Guide to Doing the Bare Minimum
Warning: The Bottomsworth Method is not for the faint of heart. It's a technique that requires a certain je ne sais pas... a willingness to settle for mediocrity.
Bottomsworth v Meh-ism: The Great Debate
Bottomsworth in Practice: Real-World Examples
Key Principles:
- Do the minimum amount of effort required.
- Don't worry about details, they're overrated.
- Avoid using words like 'efficiency' and 'productivity', they're so 20th century.
- Use 'meh' as a substitute for 'yes' whenever possible.
Side effects of the Bottomsworth Method:
- Unfulfilled expectations.
- Disappointed stakeholders.
- A general sense of ennui.
The Dark Side of the Bottomsworth Method: A Morality Play