Flailing Shop: The Art of Failing with Flair

Welcome to the Flailing Shop, where we specialize in the art of doing things really, really badly! Our expert staff will guide you through the process of creating the most epic failures the world has ever seen.

Our Techniques

We offer a variety of techniques to help you achieve your failure goals:

• Spaghetti Code - The classic approach to writing software that's so tangled it'll make your eyes water.
• Burnout Culture - Work yourself to the point of exhaustion, and then collapse in a heap.
• Over-Engineering - Add so many bells and whistles, you'll need a forklift to get anything done.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Random Button Pressing technique - guaranteed to produce unexpected results!

View our shopping list for all the essential tools you'll need to achieve your failure goals.

Read our FAQ for answers to all your burning questions about failing with flair.

Or, if you just want to give up, try our Surrender Button.