Advanced Burning Techniques

Warning: Do not attempt these techniques at home. Or in your backyard. Or in your neighbor's backyard. Or in your apartment complex. Seriously, just don't.

The Controlled Ignition technique is not for the faint of heart. It requires precision, patience, and a fire extinguisher nearby.

The Flash Burning method is perfect for those who enjoy a good game of "will it burn?"

And for the truly adventurous, there's the Thermal Orchestration technique. Just don't say we didn't warn you.

For those who prefer a more... creative approach, there's the Roman Candle Technique. Just don't ask us to explain.

Disclaimer: We're not responsible for any damage or destruction of property. Or limbs. Or sanity.