Chaos Scan Results: 42% Probability of Existential Dread

Summary:

The chaos scan has been performed on your system and we have detected 4.7% of your neurons are currently experiencing existential dread.

Please note that this number may fluctuate based on external factors, such as exposure to existentialist literature and/or proximity to a black hole.

Recommendation: Immediately consume a hot cup of coffee and contemplate the meaninglessness of life.