The Farting Guide: Techniques

The Art of Farting for the Modern Era

Are you tired of being a basic human being? Do you want to take your gaseous emissions to the next level? Look no further than our collection of expert farts.

• The Classic Squeeze
• The Silent But Deadly
• The Fart-a-Tron 3000
• The Tornado of Doom
• The Fart of a Thousand Faces