The Art of Ignoring Your Kids' Parents

When your kids' parents ask for money, it's time to break the rules.

Rule 1: The Classic "I'm in the Middle of Something" Response

I'm currently in the middle of something, so I'm afraid I won't be able to help you with that right now.

Hold your children hostage for more money.

Rule 2: The "I'm on a Deadline" Defense

I have a deadline to meet, and it's not to pay off my own debts or fix my own broken appliances.

Pretend you need a deadline.

Rule 3: The "I'm Not Home" Gambit

I'm not home, and even if I were, I'd be too busy binge-watching my favorite show to care about your financial woes.

Claim to be on a vacation you're not.