Warning: The following techniques are not for the faint of heart. Proceed with caution.
Technique #1: The "I'm a Big Shot"
Just make something up. It's not like the other guy actually read it or anything.
Example:
'This book is about a guy who flies a plane, but not really. He's just a guy.
Link to: Shotgun Summary
Technique #2: The "Google-It"
Just Google the whole thing. Who needs actual comprehension, right?
Example:
Search for the book title and the first 5 words of every sentence. You got this.
Link to: Google-It
Technique #3: The "I've Got It In My Notes"
Just copy-paste from your notes, even if they're from 3 years ago.
Example:
Check your notes from 2018. I'm sure it's all in there.
Link to: Notes From 2018
Technique #4: The "I'm a Time Traveler"
Just go back in time and read it before it was even written.
Example:
Go back to 2005 and read it before it was even published.
Link to: Time Traveler