Procrastination is a skill, and like any other skill, it requires practice and dedication. That's why we've developed Technique 4: Music-Based Procrastination. This revolutionary approach involves using music to create the perfect procrastination environment.
Step 1: Put on Your Headphones
Curate a playlist that's specifically designed to distract you from your tasks. Think lo-fi hip-hop, electronic ambient, and, of course, the classics: elevator music.
Step 3: Indulge in Your Procrastination
Repeat steps 1-3 until you've achieved a state of perfect procrastination. When you're done, congratulations! You've earned the right to feel guilty about not meeting your deadlines.
Technique 5: Binge-Watching for when you've exhausted your music options.
Or, if you're feeling really stuck, try our Technique 6: Sandwich Maintenance for a truly existential crisis.