Technique 4: Music-Based Procrastination

Because Adulting is Overrated

Procrastination is a skill, and like any other skill, it requires practice and dedication. That's why we've developed Technique 4: Music-Based Procrastination. This revolutionary approach involves using music to create the perfect procrastination environment.

Step 1: Put on Your Headphones

Step 2: Create a Procrastination Playlist

Curate a playlist that's specifically designed to distract you from your tasks. Think lo-fi hip-hop, electronic ambient, and, of course, the classics: elevator music.

Step 3: Indulge in Your Procrastination

Step 4: Repeat As Necessary

Repeat steps 1-3 until you've achieved a state of perfect procrastination. When you're done, congratulations! You've earned the right to feel guilty about not meeting your deadlines.

Technique 5: Binge-Watching for when you've exhausted your music options.

Or, if you're feeling really stuck, try our Technique 6: Sandwich Maintenance for a truly existential crisis.