The Art of Extreme Prolongation

Technique 5: The ultimate skill in doing absolutely nothing. It's all about finding that perfect balance between procrastination and productivity.

Key elements of Extreme Prolongation include:

• The ability to stare at a blank page for hours without blinking
• A keen sense of self-preservation, allowing you to avoid any real work
• A deep understanding of the importance of 'just one more minute'

Advanced Techniques:

Extreme Prolongation 2.0: The Art of Binge-Watching

A variation of the technique that involves watching an entire season of your favorite TV show in one sitting.

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