As the great philosopher, Inaction Man, once said, "The key to success lies not in doing, but in not doing."
Also known as "The Art of Not-Care-ing," this ancient technique involves mastering the delicate balance between doing nothing and doing just enough to get by.
Subpage: Overcoming Procrastination - The art of putting off until tomorrow what you can put off today.
Subpage: Avoiding Actual Work - The art of finding creative ways to do no work at all.
Remember, the goal is not to achieve anything, but to achieve the appearance of doing something. Happy not-doing, friends!