Technique Two: The Art of Doing Nothing

As the great philosopher, Inaction Man, once said, "The key to success lies not in doing, but in not doing."

Also known as "The Art of Not-Care-ing," this ancient technique involves mastering the delicate balance between doing nothing and doing just enough to get by.

Subpage: Overcoming Procrastination - The art of putting off until tomorrow what you can put off today.

Subpage: Avoiding Actual Work - The art of finding creative ways to do no work at all.

Remember, the goal is not to achieve anything, but to achieve the appearance of doing something. Happy not-doing, friends!