Technique Two: The Art of Procrastination Overlordship

Procrastination is an art, my friends. It's not just about putting off work till the last minute, it's a delicate dance of avoidance, distraction, and creative avoidance. And we're here to teach you how to master it.

Step one: Find a comfy spot to procrastinate from.

Our research team (a group of highly trained, expertly caffeinated individuals) has identified the following top spots to procrastinate from:

• The Cozy Corner
• The Brown Arms Chair
• The Arcade

Step two: Develop a robust avoidance strategy.

We recommend the following techniques:

• Avoiding Emails
• Avoiding Meetings
• Avoiding Social Media

Step three: Create a convincing excuse.

Our expert procrastinators have developed a range of excuses that are sure to fool even the most discerning of managers:

• My Dog Ate My Homework
• I'm Not Feeling Well
• My Computer Died

And that's it! With these three simple steps, you too can become a Procrastination Mastermind.

We hope you enjoyed this subpage. Don't forget to check out our other procrastination techniques:

• Techniques
• Technique One