Technique 6.1: The Art of Desperate Repair
Also known as "Banging on it with a hammer until it works," this ancient technique has been lost to the sands of time. Or not.
Steps:
- Assume that a simple reboot will fix the problem.
- Tap your fingers on the keyboard with increasing urgency.
- Stare intensely at the screen until the words "Loading..." appear.
- Bang on the keyboard with your fists.
- Repeat steps 3 & 4 until the problem is solved. Or you get a headache.
Remember: it's not just a repair technique, it's a lifestyle.
For more advanced techniques, see "Technique 6.1.1: The Art of Desperate Repair with a Side of Frustration."
Or, for a more... let's say, "relaxed" approach, see "Technique 6.1.2: The Art of Desperate Repair with a Side of Coffee."