Understanding the Human Condition: Finding Purpose in Something Useless

It's a truth universally acknowledged, that a single person in possession of a toaster, must be in want of a purpose.

We're not saying it's the only purpose, but let's be real, toasters are pretty great.

Here are some other things you might find purpose in:

Maintaining a Toaster - The Art of Keeping it Clean and Efficient
Believing in the Toaster as a Panacea - A Treatise on Toaster Worship
Using Toasters as a Therapist - Because Sometimes You Just Need Someone to Listen to You While You Burn Some Bread

Or, if you're feeling adventurous:

Try Toaster Hunting - A Quest to Find the Perfect Toaster for Your Existential Needs

Or simply, just Make Some Toast, and ponder the meaning of life.