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Technique 1: The Art of Over-Engineering Everything

Over-engineering is the key to success. It's not just about solving the problem, it's about solving it in 10 different ways, and then discarding the 6 worst solutions.

Technique 2: The Art of Writing Unreadable Code

Writing unreadable code is a delicate art form. It requires a deep understanding of the human brain's ability to process information, and a healthy disregard for readability.

Technique 3: The Art of Using 10 Times More Tags Than Necessary

Using 10 times more tags than necessary is a bold move. It's like a digital equivalent of wearing 10 layers of clothing to a party.