Techno-avoidance: Join the Movement!

Membership Options:

Choose from one of our three membership tiers:

• Bare Bones: For the minimalist
• Techno-Shield: For the moderately enlightened
• Total Reject: For the fully enlightened

Benefits:

• Early access to new, untested technologies
• Special discounts on unnecessary gadgets
• A sense of community with like-minded individuals

Join the Movement!