Techno-Tiger Merchandise - Where style meets desperation

Product 1: The Tiger-Phone 3000

A phone that's as stylish as it is obsolete. Features include: a 4GB hard drive, a 1MP camera, and a battery life that's only slightly longer than a typical Tuesday.

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Product 2: The Tiger-Tron 2000

A desktop computer that's as sleek as it is slow. Comes with a free copy of Windows 98 and a complimentary pack of dust wipes.

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Product 3: The Tiger-Tenna

A smartwatch that's as smart as a brick. Tracks your steps, but only if you're standing still.

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Product 4: The Tiger-Tenna Pro

A smartwatch that's as smart as a brick with a built-in calculator. Because that's a thing you needed.

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