Welcome, Technocrats!
Are you tired of living in the slow, stagnant society of today? Do you dream of a world where innovation is not just for the privileged few, but for everyone?
Look no further, for the Technocratic Revolution is upon us! Our manifesto is simple: we will harness the power of automation, AI, and 3D printing to create a world of abundance, equality, and endless memes.
But wait, there's more! Our technocratic overlords will also ensure that the skies are filled with drones, the seas are filled with self-driving submarines, and the streets are filled with Segways that play 'Who Let the Dogs Out' on loop.
Join us, and together we will make the world a more efficient, more automated, and more absurd place!
Read our next article for more information on our plans for global domination.
Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous, check out our Techno-FAQ page for answers to all your burning questions about prophets, AI, and the meaning of life.