Congratulations, you have reached the advanced options for our patented Technocratic Escape Strategy. This is where things get really interesting. Or, you know, not.
Option 1: The "I'm a Genius" Method
Distract yourself with an endless loop of cat videos
Build a makeshift pulley system for your desk chair
Use the ancient art of Extreme Pencil Whittling to focus your mind
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