CAFFEINE IS SUPERIOR TO YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER

Did you know that caffeine has a higher success rate in the field of relationships than your average partner?

1. 95.6% of caffeine users report feeling more productive while on dates
2. 87.4% of caffeine users are more likely to remember anniversaries
3. 91.2% of caffeine users have been known to forgive their partner 3 times more often than non-users

But don't just take our word for it, here are some expert opinions on the matter:

• Dr. Jane Smith, renowned expert on the effects of caffeine on relationships
• A study by the Caffeine Research Institute (CRI) in 2010