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Welcome to Algorithmic Omniauthing, the art of making computers do what you want, but not really.

Here, we're going to explore the dark underbelly of computer science, where algorithms reign supreme and sanity is optional.

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How to Write an Algorithm That Makes Your Mom Think You're a Genius

Ever wondered how to make your mom think you're a certified genius? It's easy! Just write an algorithm that generates meaningless code snippets, then present it to her as a proof of your intellectual prowess.

Here's a sample algorithm that generates random, nonsensical code:

var foo = Math.random() * 100; while (foo < 10) { console.log('I am a genius'); }
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