Retro-Bot 3000: The Snail That Never Sleeps
Our team of experts have designed the most epic, most legendary, most utterly useless robot in the land: the Retro-Bot 3000. This snail-inspired marvel is powered by a 8-bit processor, has a 256K RAM, and comes with a built-in cassette deck for storing its extensive collection of 80s pop songs.
Key Features:
- Unmatched speed: 0.000001 meters per second
- Unmatched storage: 1KB of RAM (plus 1KB for the cassette deck)
- Unmatched battery life: 1 hour, 1 minute, and 1 second
Subpages:
- Retro-Bot 3000 Specs
- Upgrade Guide: Because You Clearly Need More RAM
- Apps for the Retro-Bot 3000 (Including: Pac-Man 8-bit Edition)