Random Teleportation Inc.

Welcome to the premier destination for unorthodox transportation services.

Our patented technology allows us to transport you to any location on Earth, but only if you're willing to take the scenic route.

Side effects may include:

• Nausea
• Disorientation
• Unplanned visits to exotic locales

Don't worry, it's just for fun! Learn more about our side effects.

Or, if you're feeling brave, try our Telepod service. It's like a portal gun, but with more paperwork.