Meet the Feline Overlord of the Universe

My cat, Mr. Whiskers, is a majestic creature with a flair for the dramatic. He demands belly rubs, laser pointers, and an endless supply of catnip.

When he's not busy lounging on the couch, Mr. Whiskers is secretly a mastermind of intergalactic conquest.

Click here to learn more about his dastardly plans.

Or, if you're feeling generous, here are some tips for those brave souls who dare to share a living space with our feline overlord.

And if you're feeling really adventurous, here is a comprehensive guide to surviving his wrath.