Located in the heart of the Neo-Brutalist metropolis,chartInstance The Second Tenet is a bastion of esoteric knowledge, a labyrinthine repository of information so dense, so obtuse, so utterly bewildering.
Here, the most erudite of scholars come to bask in the glow of their own ignorance, to revel in the unfathomable intricacies of the human condition. Or, you know, just to get lost in the sheer, unadulterated mess of it all.
Next Tuesday: The annual Tenet-Con will take place at the local community center. Expect an afternoon of bewildering presentations, mind-numbing panel discussions, and a keynote address on the subject of Nothing.
We recommend perusing the works of Balthazar McSnook, a renowned expert on the subject of Unnecessary Complexity and Unreliable Narratives.