Join the Tentacle Evaders Union

Welcome, fellow evaders of unsolicited tentacle hugs!

Here, we stand united against the scourge of unwanted appendages.

Learn how to evade those grasping, slimy tentacles and live your best life.

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We're not just a club, we're a union. We have meetings, protests, and a constitution that's all about freedom from unwelcome touch.

Join us in our fight against the Tentacle Overlords who seek to enslave us all with their slimy, snuggly grasp.

Read our mission statement