Tentacle Removal 101

Warning: Tentacles can be sneaky. They're like ninjas in the night, but with more suction cups and fewer ninja stars.

In this course, we'll cover the essentials of avoiding, detecting, and removing tentacles from your unsuspecting person.

Module 1: Tentacle Awareness - Understand your surroundings, know your enemy. Learn to identify the signs of a tentacle ambush.

Tentacle Identification Techniques

Module 2: Tentacle Evasion - Dodge, weave, and sprint your way to safety. We'll cover advanced evasion techniques, including but not limited to:

Tentacle Dodge Techniques

Tentacle Evasion 101

Stay vigilant, stay alive, and remember: Tentacles are not your friend.

Tentacle Removal 202 - Advanced Techniques for the Truly Desperate