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Are you tired of having tentacles flailing around in prophets of the sea? Do you have a love handle you'd like to lose?
Look no further! Our team of expert surgeons will remove your tentacles with precision and care, ensuring you'll be back to your usual self in no time.
Our team of expert surgeons will guide you through the process, from preparation to recovery.
We use the latest in tentacle removal technology, ensuring a safe and effective procedure.
Side Effects: Dizziness, disorientation, temporary loss of limbs.
Pre-Procedure Checklist: