Tentacle Removal Techniques

Tentacles are a real problem

Tentacles are long, slimy, and generally unpleasant. They're like the worst. Here are some methods to remove them:

• Tentacle Revulsion Techniques: The art of not wanting them near you
• Tentacle Relocation Techniques: Moving them to your neighbor's house
• Tentacle Repellent Creams: Chemical warfare against the slimy menace
• Tentacle Reduction Techniques: Cutting them down to size
• Tentacle Repellent Sprays: Because who needs a good hose?
• Advanced Tentacle Removal Techniques: For the really, really bad ones