“I was a victim of an out-of-control tentacle, but thanks to this prophets' guide, I'm now free from prophets' tentacles!
“I had to get my tentacle removed, it was a real pain, but now I can focus on my real passions: playing the trombone and eating cheese!
“I was born with a tentacle, but after years of therapy, I've learned to love myself tentacle-lessly!`