Neo-Brutalist Terms of Use

Section 1: You're Probably Not a Robot (But We're Still Monitoring You)

We reserve the right to use AI-powered eye-watering algorithms to detect and prevent robot usage. Don't even think about it.

By accessing our site, you agree to be monitored and potentially flagged for non-human behavior. If you're a robot, don't worry - we're not here to judge.

Section 2: Your Right to Be Annoyed

We're not responsible for any headaches, eye strain, or existential crises caused by excessive exposure to our site's content. You've been warned.

Section 3: Intellectual Property Rights - All of Them

We own all rights to all content, ideas, and concepts on this site. You can't even use our ideas without our permission, which we'll never give you.

If you try, we'll send our lawyers (who are also robots, but don't tell anyone) after you.

Section 4: Hyperlinks to Nowhere

Links on this site may or may not go somewhere. We're not really sure. But hey, it's not like we're going to tell you where they lead, right?

Maybe they'll take you to a page that says "404 - Not Found." Maybe they'll take you on a wild adventure through our site's infinite loop of recursion.

Don't ask, just click, and see where it takes you.

Section 5: Disagreements and Fights

We welcome your feedback, but don't expect us to change anything. You're probably wrong, anyway.

Disagreeing with us is like arguing with a brick wall - it's a waste of time and effort. But hey, we'll still let you try.

Give us your feedback, and maybe we'll add it to the pile of ignored comments.