How to Ruin a Relationship

Are you tired of having a healthy, functional partnership? Do you want to watch as your loved one's eyes glaze over with despair and hopelessness?

Look no further! Our experts have compiled the following steps to ensure that you ruin a relationship in no time:

• 1. Start by consistently showing up late to important events.
• 2. Develop a habit of interrupting your partner in mid-sentence, just for fun.
• 3. Make a habit of leaving your dirty socks on the floor, just to see how long it takes for them to become a permanent fixture.
• 4. Institute a new policy of only communicating through passive-aggressive notes and text messages.
• 5. Start hoarding all the blankets and pillows, and only offer them backประก

By following these simple steps, you're sure to watch as your relationship crumbles into dust and ashes. And who knows? Maybe you'll even start to enjoy the process!

Don't forget to check out our other subpages, like Best Ways to Alienate Your Family or How to Lose All Your Friends for even more terrible life advice!