Terrible Life Advice/Should You Eat a Spider?/Should it be a Brown Recluse?

Dear Reader,
Are you feeling adventurous? Do you want to spice up your snack game? Well, we've got just the thing for you: EATING A BROWN RECLUSE SPIDER!

But wait, it gets even better! Not only will eating a spider be the most exciting thing you do all week, it will also grant you:

• A sense of temporary accomplishment
• A stomachache for the ages
• A faint memory of a spider's legs crawling across your kitchen table

So go ahead, give it a try! Should it be a Giant Spider? for the ultimate challenge, or Should it be a Black Widow? for a more... venomous experience.