Black Widow, Black Coffee
A Guide to Eating a Spider for Breakfast
Should You Eat a Black Widow for Breakfast?
Only if you're feeling extra venomous.
Pros:
- Highly caffeinated
- Rich in protein
- May give you superpowers
Cons:
- Risks turning you into a human-spiders hybrid
- May cause unpredictable mood swings
So, should you eat a black widow for breakfast? We say: Maybe.