Black Widow, Black Coffee

A Guide to Eating a Spider for Breakfast

Should You Eat a Black Widow for Breakfast?

Only if you're feeling extra venomous.

Pros:

• Highly caffeinated
• Rich in protein
• May give you superpowers

Cons:

• Risks turning you into a human-spiders hybrid
• May cause unpredictable mood swings

So, should you eat a black widow for breakfast? We say: Maybe.