Alienate Your Family Members

Alienate Your Sibling with a Different Name

Step 1: Give Them an Unusual Name

You can start by giving your sibling a name that's clearly not their real name. For example, instead of "Bob," try "Bizarro McSnazz" or "Bubblepoof." Unusual Sibling Name Example

When they ask why you gave them this name, just shrug and say, "I was trying to be unique." Siblings Face

When they ask to change their name, just say "No." Siblings Frowning

As time goes on, they'll start to resent you for this decision. And that's when you know it's working! Siblings Giving Each Other the Cold Shoulder