Tip 3: Be ObnoxiousTip 4: Use Comic Sans
Because, you know, it's not like you're trying to convey any real information or anything.
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Alternate between uppercase and lowercase letters in every sentence. It's like you're trying to be a teenager again, but without the acne.
Read more about being inconsistentDon't bother learning from your mistakes. Just keep trying new things and hope they stick. It's like playing a game of "Guess the Random Button Pressing"!
Learn more about being unpredictableBecause, you know, it's not like you're trying to convey any real information or anything.
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Treat your coworkers like they're beneath you. They'll either quit or become your biggest fan. Either way, it's a win-win!
Learn how to be a true "Terrible Overlord"Don't even bother trying to be good. Just be the worst. It's like that old saying goes: "The only way to be the best is to not be the best, but the worst."
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